me: I went on a date last night with a guy that was HOMELESS...H O M E L E S S
me: Like I met him at a bar a couple of weeks ago, he asked me to meet again for drinks...AND THEN FOUND OUT HE HAD NO HOME
Shawn: WOW! bet that was an interesting date? Did he try to come home with you? You know, so he had a place to sleep?
me: No, no it wasn't interesting. He acted like I was the asshole for not wanting to date a homeless guy. And yes, yes - that is EXACTLY what happened!
Shawn: Well, he must have been doing a good job begging on the streets if he was able to take you on a date
me: He wasn't wearing a pickle barrel or carrying a bum sack tied to a stick! He didn't look homeless
Shawn: Did he have a job?
me: Nope. No job, no car, no home. I was perpetrated on by a homeless guy. But I'M the asshole.
Shawn: Haha, did you at least give him a ride to his box? Or was it just outside the bar?
me: Yeah like, "Do want the change from the tab so you can ride the trains all night?" Man, dating a homeless guy is dating rockbottom.
Shawn: That's a pretty awesome story though. Too bad you'll have to avoid that bar now though
me: Well obviously they've really let their clientele go to shit...