Listen here mister, I didn't have anything to do with whatever deplorable circumstances that led to you driving a minivan, so I would appreciate that you not take it out on me.
No matter how fast, how aggressive, or how dicklike you drive said minivan, it will not manly make.
You are still in a minivan. You have been emasculated. Learn your place.
So speeding up, cutting off several different people (inlcuding that school bus), just to get back in front of me to slow WAAAAAY down was pretty pointless. Was that supposed to scare me? Because it didn't. Probably because your road rage was undermined by the sticker family decal wearing Mickey Mouse ears. Plus, you apparently own a cat. You drive a van and own a cat. I shit things scarier than you.
And yes, I enjoyed your near aneurysm at the toll when you realized I had a cruise card and you had to dig change out of your Mickey Mouse change purse. Fuck you minivan man.