Holy crap! You all went fucknuts last night! And I missed it!
While I was having a nice quite evening at home, ALL of you were out getting drunk and rowdy...or worse. I have to say, bravo kiddos! This morning was quite possibly the most interesting set of text messages I've had the pleasure of waking up to in a long time. No - EVER.
Here are some snippets:
Make sure your boot has the time on it.
Styx gave me a thumbs up!!!
It just hit me. I love you lots!
Oh! And I think I'm confused about my sexuality
Love or hate me, fundamentally, I'm a black Jew.
I think I'm moving to LA tomorrow...
Do you think it hurts a potato to become a chip? I'm asking if plants feel pain.
Bag it and tag it yo for I am the shit!!
This chick it outta my. Advice!
?? I need help??
Wha, ru efn sleepn?!
Ur the WORST wingman!
NVRMd...tapt! hbd kiddo!!
The last one was my favorite.