Well no one asked you!
How is that a rational statement?! Where would you rather go? It better be Shangri-La because that's about the only place better. Even then, Shangri-La doesn't have a golf course, so once you get there, you'd be like - dammit, I wish I was at Sawgrass!
I'm astounded. No, aghast. And befuddled. Shocking horrible perplexer.
Out with it! What is this amazing alternative to the paradisaical wonderland of Sawgrass?
St. Augustine Alligator Farm (*).
*not suggested by a child, but by a should know better grown up