I think it's Friends List clean up time. But I've decided to do it a little differently and tell you I'm about to delete you beforehand, instead of the "YOU SURVIVED" route.
Start campaigning for the preservation of our virtual friendship!
Actually, it's not that I don't like all of you. I do, in fact, know all of my friends. Reasonably personally. There's only 2 I haven't physically met but at this point, I've known them well enough to met up with them and not fear being chopped into bits.
But here's the thing...I count on the people in my life to be entertaining. Not like go out of your way, try to hard, fake something interesting entertaining but be themselves and have fun about it.
So all of your and your stupid app requests, win a free laptop, blah-blah-blah, etc. will have to go. That's not you. That's passive marketing. So not only is it not you, it's lazy someone else! Not interested. Not one Farmville, Fishtown, Ferret Fiefdom has ever made me giggle. What's the point in knowing all my Facebook friends if they don't act like themselves?
Anyway, can't wait to hear your campaign promises! And if the whole make-your-case with me pisses you off, then do us both a favor and delete your too sensitive ass now.