Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Drawer Droppers

Will the person who lost a pair of dirty blue underwear please come to Lost & Found to claim them.



Last year we were losing weaves, this year it's our undies! Ladies, what is going on here? How does this happen?

Actually, I know exactly how this happens - you have an impromptu booty call and stuff your dirty skivies in your purse the next morning. But how it came to this, I'm baffled by.

Obviously this was very much unplanned because no one ever had premeditated a booty call in granny panties. Not to mention, it was a weeknight and I'm assuming that most (hopefully most) of my coworkers wear clean drawers to work.

I wonder how long into your day were you before you discovered they were missing. What was your, "HOLY SHIT MY DRAWERS ARE MISSING!" moment like? Did you look for them? Somone picked them up. They're not still laying out by the daisies.

Well, whatever the circumstances that led to this mysterious drawer-dropping, on behalf of everyone that got to walk by them and snicker, I thank you.