You've Done It Again

Ummm, so while I was in the bathroom trying to fix my shirt button with a complicated system of safety pins and dumb luck, you decided it would be a nice time to come and have a very personal phone call while answering nature's call. I hope you're sorry because it's not like we were at your house where you're able to conduct cell phone conversations without your pants.

I don't know who Brad is but he sounds like a tool. I don't know why you've stayed with him this long either. Or why "Girl" has to listen to you woe about it while you're peeing. Actually I think it's because you don't have a phone at your desk but obviously there is a reason for that. You do seem to lack appropriate phone etiquette.

I could've done without the description of Brad's little brad. Or listening to how you laughed until snorting when reminiscing about that last time. Quite frankly, it was uncomfortable, especially when you said "Braddy Melt."

Monopoly, the board game of suck

I hate Monopoly. Loathe. Yes, I'm awful at it and yes, that contributes to my hate. But come on people it's a board game about 1940's business!! Wooo-di-flippin-hoo...

Why don't we play Plantation or maybe a little Great Depression? OH, how about Table of Elements Scrabble? Or Mandarin Chinese Twister?

Hey you be the Banker. No I want to be the stuffy old business man!! Isn't it in poor taste nowadays to play a came with foreclosure in it?

Monopoly is stupid.