Religious Refreshments LLC

I've missed my calling. I'm an ideas-guy (gal, if I'm feeling feministic). So here's my leg-man classified. Thinker-seeking-happener. Must like brilliance. No previous experience required. This is my first time too, I swear.

I'm about to rock the socks of your First Christian Church of Somewhere's Bake Sales. Religious Refreshments Quench the Soul, and the Thirst. Obviously, we can't sell Jesus Juice thanks to Michael Jackson, but surely these will whet your appetite...

HOLY! Vitamin Water 

Pulpit Punch

Saviour Soda

Our Father, Thou Art Apple Juice

Penance Pom Juice

Mother Mary Milk (admittedly, this might bring a gross association)

Grape juice boxes for the kiddies...let's call them "Soul Sippers." The Big Gulp is for sinners and we all know it. 

Don't forget to feed the soul. No trans fats.

Disciple Gummies. Buddah Bread. Ever-lasting-God-Stoppers (ooo, controversial!) These never run out of saviour flavor. 

I'm thinking of expanding already. Maybe into Dictator Diets or Historical Figure Food (great for parties).